Mucker of the week

Scotch History for Neds

Bravecunt

aye but the English prick said ‘aye Wallace ya dobber geez your fish supper’ – to which wallace replied ‘fuck off’ and chibbed the cunt.

An’ the English pricks mate wiznae chuffed like, an’ he goes aye Wallace yeh bas. yer fur it fur that like.
An’ wallace is pure mental so he chibbed tha cunt an’ ah.

But tha’ Bruce bastard was oan his period or somat an’ he didnae back his man wallace.
aye an’ the English got tae wallace and gied him a right kicking.

So the Bruce tell’t the lads and the lads had a few beevies and went tae smack fuck oot o’ them clowns.

Stewart Lee: “Braveheart is the shittest film ever made!”

Pretty funny – gotta admire the fella’s balls  telling this joke in Glasgow!

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